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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!