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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!