Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
Ebay.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Have everybody chip in.
Whittle by whittle.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
It is a day to be tankful.
