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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

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Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!