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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked