What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!