What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!