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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked