Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.