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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey