Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Because they're both roasted

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey