Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Previous Random Joke Next

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.