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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.