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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey