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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.