Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.