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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.