He joins AARP
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Because they all joined
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
The Dark Knightrogen
They told him he was good at deriving
The Salvation Army.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He heard they had PIE.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
He hates camping
Because he had two Drumsticks.
Linkin Park.
Cuz he be Ilyn.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A StayGosaurus
I'll re-rack.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They join weight witches.
He wanted to work undercover.
A first-aid kit!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
The Starry Knight
Because he was cannelloni.
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He bowled long hops!
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Join the Hare Force.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
Because it's a place of war ship.
He heard the food was a mess.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Tell them its almost over
'Can I join you?'
Join the club.
Kernel.
They quit smoking.
He just couldn't tape it anymore.
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
Otterpop
Back my Smitch Up!
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
Oxidants happen,
We barium.
Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage
Canada.
Pier to Pier Networking
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Because Robin ate the worms.
Make it Wayne.
Me: EXACTLY!
Put him in water!