He joins AARP
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Because they all joined
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
The Dark Knightrogen
They told him he was good at deriving
The Salvation Army.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He heard they had PIE.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
He hates camping
Because he had two Drumsticks.
Linkin Park.
Cuz he be Ilyn.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
A StayGosaurus
I'll re-rack.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
They join weight witches.
He wanted to work undercover.
A first-aid kit!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
The Starry Knight
Because he was cannelloni.
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He bowled long hops!
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Join the Hare Force.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
Because it's a place of war ship.
He heard the food was a mess.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Tell them its almost over
'Can I join you?'
Join the club.
Kernel.
You get stoned.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Four guys watching a football game.
His tungsten
He stole her blanket.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Moody Blues
They haven't got a gig yet.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Because they're in a depression.
