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They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

Love

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

Why did the Turkey join the band?

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

Why did I join Twitter?

How do witches lose weight?

Why did the book join the police?

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

Why did King Kong join the army?

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Love Card

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

Why did the bird join he air force?

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

What is your dream car and why?

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Why did the pig join the Army?

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

How do you convince America to join a war?

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

Bad at golf?

What do you call corn that joins the army?

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