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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.