Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!