Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.