Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.