Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.