Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!