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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!