Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)