Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks