Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!