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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.