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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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The time God took to cook us

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern