Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.