Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.