Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.