Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.