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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.