Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR