Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Dutch People Jokes More Dutch People Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!