Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
They are cheap.
The short ones drowned in the floods
They're both short essays.
High wasted shorts!
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
The hell out of there.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because a Cadillac sits six.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
Trees. They're quite shady.
It's 0K.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
