Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.