Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda