Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.