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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.