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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.