Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in