What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.