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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho