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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"