What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here