13+ Funny Monica Lewinsky Jokes

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

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