Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

Bad Taste Jokes More Bad Taste Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.