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Monica Lewinsky Jokes

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Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Insert Bill Jokes More Insert Bill Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Mouth Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...