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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!