Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...