Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!