Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.