Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.