What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.