What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.