What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Previous Random Joke Next

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!