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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".