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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".