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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!