What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Previous Random Joke Next
Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught?

Hey, they drew first

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.