What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.