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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!