What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!