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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.