What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.