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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes