The roof is on fire.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because he couldn't bark
He took one too many whisks.
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
To keep their pants up.
You put it out, man!