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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!