What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.