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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!