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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Terminate Jokes More Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated