What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!