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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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He tested positive for Coke.

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Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Ivy.

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Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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The position of the dirtbag

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated