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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!