What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Well that bites.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!