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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!