What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!