What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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A sandwich.

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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To improve his bite!

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Replace the nails with screws.

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A Suhhh Dude

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!