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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!