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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!