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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming