Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can