Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.