Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.