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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.