Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.