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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.