Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.