Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!