Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!