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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

Cuz they're always flockin' around

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob