Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can