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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.