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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.