What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.