What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry