What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.