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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...