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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope