What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.