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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.