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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin