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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me