What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.