What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.