What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.