What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Cantaloupes

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.