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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.