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Elton John Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Trace Jokes More Trace Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!