Elton John Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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John Jokes More John Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Sandal Jokes More Sandal Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.