Elton John Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

David Beckham Jokes More David Beckham Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y