Elton John Jokes

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Elton John Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

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