David Beckham Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Look for Fresh Prince

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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How do you know if balls are ticklish?

Testicle

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.