David Beckham Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Elton John Chin Jokes More Elton John Chin Jokes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Bandit Jokes More Bandit Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.