David Beckham Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Bandit Jokes More Bandit Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Elton John Chin Jokes More Elton John Chin Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight