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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Bandit Jokes More Bandit Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

Elton John Chin Jokes More Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.