Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

David Beckham Jokes More David Beckham Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.