Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.