Elton John Chin Jokes

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham