Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!