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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!