Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!