Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Previous Random Joke Next
Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!