Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.