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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!