Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.