What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past