What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.