What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.