What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what