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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.