What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!