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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!