How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.