How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas