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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.