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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.