Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.