Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.