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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.