Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.