Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.