Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

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What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!