Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

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What's small but effective?

A smile

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!