What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.