What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!