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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!