What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!