What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!