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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!