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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!