What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave