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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears