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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....