What happens when you throw root beer i...

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.