What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.