What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.