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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.