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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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They have a custardy battle

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.