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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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Odour in court!

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality