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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.