How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.