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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.