How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.