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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.