How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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Because they find him very down to earth.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.