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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"