How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!