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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.