When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "