March Madness Sale - 25% Off

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Previous Random Joke Next
Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

French Jokes More French Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle