When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "