When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "