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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle