When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
You can silence a gun.
It isn't known, never tried.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
They pull up their pants.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Because it was a wrecked tangle
