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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle