When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle