Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Terri-fried!
People said she was making too much of a racket.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))
A raging Boehner.
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
Independence Day