Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour