Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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They're both battered.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland