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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Would you like fries with that

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Saltines.

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GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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A raging Boehner.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.