Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.