Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.