Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron