Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.