How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.