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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.