How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.