How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.