How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.