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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.