How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.