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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.