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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up