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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!