Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.