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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.