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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird