Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird