Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.