Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Where does light go to jail?

Prism

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism