Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.