Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.