Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats