Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.