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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.