Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats