Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats