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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.