What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?