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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.