What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.