What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.