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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.