What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.