How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun