How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.