How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.