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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.