How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.