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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!