How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.