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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make