Because there's no L.
It is the language of Wales.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to pronounce it.
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Pronounce this word: unionized
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
The second m is silent.
Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
A fence.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
ROBOT: twitch, spark
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
The way they pronounce "unionized"
I pronounce it Frankfort.
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It doesn't matter
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Build a house next to it.
He was looking for Robin's nest.
To see what was on the other side.
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
De mentor.
Yeahman
Once upon a slime...
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".