Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery