Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.