What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.