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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.