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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!