Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.