What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.