Why do people like office parties AND t...

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?