Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan