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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands