Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands