Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan