Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan